The Burning Bush
thoughts from a cunning linguist

May 13, 2003

Handling Strangers

On Saturday night, Maurice and I dined with The Grand Poobah of Culinary Delights in honour of his birthday. The Queen of Sheba is currently away doing research and visiting family, so she, unfortunately, was unable to take her usual place at the head of the table. (Maurice did us the honour of temporarily taking over her seat, though it must be noted that the Queen remains unrivaled in her ability to command the court.) Also present were some others, who, to this point, have been absent from our sub-blogosphere: the Art Mistress, the Handyman, and the Sheltoid Feminist (all handles are subject to change, pending review). As you might imagine, the food was terrible and a bad time was had by all. No liquor was consumed and smoking on the premises was prohibited.

Posted by Bush Whacker at May 13, 2003 10:41 PM
Comments

LOL! Art Mistress and Handyman are perfect. I still would prefer Lassie over Sheltoid Feminist, but that's pretty good, there, Bush Whacker! :->}

Posted by: Maurice on May 13, 2003 11:07 PM

My other candidates were: Sheltoid Sheila, MacBitch (but that one seems, well, too harsh), and her own "Excema, Warrior Princess." I like the last one, but who wants to be defined by excema?! I'd forgotten about Lassie, which I also like, but we need Lassie with a bit more edge. We could call her Disco Lassie--or even the Disco Diva. She might like that.

Posted by: Bush Whacker on May 13, 2003 11:16 PM

A decree: the person known as the Sheltoid Feminist shall hereafter be known as Disco Lassie.

Posted by: Bush Whacker on May 19, 2003 10:44 AM
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