| thoughts from a cunning linguist | |
Yesterday, when I met the MADwoman and her girlfriend for brunch, we celebrated MADwoman's birthday. A card was in order, of course. And I found such a good card, that I have to share it. Since she was celebrating her birthday in the USA, I thought a good American card would do the trick. Here's how the card read:
George Bush and Dick Cheney went out for lunch at a restaurant near the Capitol. Cheney decided he would have a "heart-smart" salad. Bush said to the waitress, "Can I have a quickie, please?"
The waitress was mortified and replied: "What about all your talk of morals and family values! I'm sorry I ever voted for you!" And she stormed off.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and said, "George, I think it's pronounced QUICHE."
Posted by Bush Whacker at May 10, 2004 09:21 PMHAHAHAHAHA! But you know, that's a little scary too because I can picture that really happening. :(
Posted by: Stephanie on May 11, 2004 06:19 PM